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Peyton

Peyton's usually are tall, slightly or severely depressed, and white. (If you encounter one that is fairly short, run away as fast as possible. They are not of the human species.) They also have severe anger issues and will not hesitate to cause physical harm towards one's body. They are also very stubborn. however, it is debatable whether or not a Peyton is athletic or lazy. The same goes for Trustworthiness. One thing is for sure though, Peyton's are not awesome, or nice. Take it from me! I would body slam someone out of sheer boredom!

- Peyton
Hi, I'm Peyton. **Blows up**
by Fartatious August 6, 2023
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Peyton

Peyton's usually are tall, slightly or severely depressed, and white. (If you encounter one that is fairly short, run away as fast as possible. They are not of the human species.) They also have severe anger issues and will not hesitate to cause physical harm towards one's body. They are also very stubborn. however, it is debatable whether or not a Peyton is athletic or lazy. The same goes for Trustworthiness. One thing is for sure though, Peyton's are not awesome, or nice. Take it from me! I would body slam someone out of sheer boredom!
Hi, I'm Peyton. **Blows up**
by Fartatious August 6, 2023
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Peyton

My names Peyton… I’m gonna rock your world tonight
by LilJackass69 August 13, 2023
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A boy who would be straight if he could handle women
Guy: Treys being a real Peyton
Guy 2: why
Guy: he just can't handle a woman
by Greg Turnplatt September 7, 2023
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adult Peyton

When you such shit out of someone’s ass unknowingly utilize you shit it out then someone eats it from yours.
Man I’m about to run an adult Peyton on this hamster
by The hampster September 16, 2023
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a usually tall, slim guy with a long cock thats loyal and usually drippy as hell with hella chicken.
Peyton is that guy
by Mr.donteventhink November 22, 2021
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Peyton is a boy who is incredibly athletic, strong, smart. But sometimes acts like a dumbass. And is super funny. Could still a friend's girl in an instant. And has a massive schlong
Peyton's a monster!
by Peyton Eckel November 22, 2021
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