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pelan is a green man

Pelan: pumba?
Pumba: PEEEEEEEEEELAAAAAAAAAAAANNN

by pelan September 16, 2025

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Pelan is a green man often known as PEEEEEEEELAAAAAAAAAAAN

Pumba: jag vurpa :(
Pelan: PEEEELAAAANNNN

by pelan September 16, 2025

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A dude decked out in top-tier offshore fishing gear - fishing shirt, expensive polarized shades, Olukai flip flops and buff around the neck - but hasn’t touched a rod since that one party boat trip in 2016. Usually found far from any actual water, often at brunch, Publix, or flexing on Instagram with a caption like “Salt Life" next to a retention pond.

Common Traits:

- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically

Bro, that guy just pulled up in a lifted Tacoma wearing $500 in fishing gear to buy a sub. Total Pelagic Poser.

If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.

by Pary Moppins July 1, 2025

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Pega-Rex

A T-Rex that is also a Pegasus that m9stly talks to you when you take too much acid or give yourself you're 8th concussion.

Did you hear Ryan fell off the moving walkaway at the airport onto his head again and woke up screaming that the Pega-Rex was trying to eat him? I swear he's on drugs.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 8, 2025

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Pelagresia

Pronunciation: /pe-la-ˈɡre-sia/

A deep, overwhelming feeling of openness or vastness, like staring at the endless sea; a state of contemplative calm and wonder.

Coined by Alexander McConnell, 2025

Standing on the cliff’s edge, she felt pure pelagresia, as if the ocean itself had seeped into her soul.

by alexanderthefree October 17, 2025

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