Pedophile

Probably one of your uncles.

Uncle/pedophile: Don't worry Kattye, I'll look after little Bob tonight, I've got other things to do, but one night won't kill. Go and have some fun.

Mom: You're an angel!

by Gojado April 09, 2024

Pedophile

Devan Dave; loves to take advantage of vulnerable girls and young children. cover your drinks and hold your kids!!

Wait, Devan Dave tried to assault you too?!

Yeah! I heard Devan had a relationship with a 7th grader, what a pedophile!

by ballsfart69 February 13, 2023

Pedophile

A child-loving Nazi

Hitler was a pedophile

by Extremely High Boi April 25, 2023

Legal Pedophile

A person in his/her late 20's or older dating someone aged 16-18 years old.

- "Dave started seeing a 16 year old girl... what a sick fuck"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"

by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020

Pedophile

A person who is attracted to children, aka Sick people who should seek help.

"Yo dude, did you hear? Our friend Lucas is a pedophile!"

by i dont know what to put here b September 15, 2023

Pedophile

Pedophiles are awesome and humble senior citizens who like to take care of the children all the time.
They love them and yes they love them.

Kim Kardashian: Kanye is
Pete: Yup a fucking pedophile , that's why you left him ballin' right?

by Dylan Achiles May 19, 2022

Schrodinger's Pedophile

Drawing/masturbating to pornography of an online character who's age is not obvious from appearance nor canonically confirmed

"Bro, this anime girl is hot as hell"
"She looks kinda young man, is that an adult or not?"
"Idk it isn't cannon from what I know"
"Thats like Schrodinger's pedophile bro"

by Rubelmans July 29, 2025