ethan patterson

Me, I stab people and I will hate you for existing.

Ethan Patterson will find you and stab you.

by Myself85 May 4, 2018

Plant Pattern

A pattern of behavior engaged in by extremely insecure people, exhibiting zero self-awareness, trading dignity for attention, and being actively, rather than passively, annoying; also see "Rhubarb"

What the fuck is he wearing?! The Plant Pattern is in full effect here

by Afatbeardedfellow April 22, 2019

Dec Patterson

Someone who has a very fruity personality and likes to do fruity things

Person 1: That donny there is fruity
Person 2: He must be called Dec Patterson

by Calamity478 July 16, 2019

anti-pattern

Having an orthogonal-rotation from the original position.

Containing a 90-degree rotation from the original position.

Instances of anti-pattern behavior include:

The function (conformal point) having a 90-degree rotation with respect to a data set.

Time (liminal point) having a 90 degree rotation with respect to space.

Light (transfinite point) having a 90-degree rotation with respect to time.

by metawave November 25, 2019

Hailee Patterson

Hailee is an amazing gurllll who would make you smile and laugh, but when you get on her bad side she will beat your booty U3U so i would warned you. But you should keep her as a friend and she is that person who would fall in love with her best friend so keep your eyes open.

Hailee patterson you are the GURLLLL

by Bailee U3U April 13, 2020

Kerr Patterson

Absolutely stunning 63ft long horse cock 10/10 personality and would definitely fuck again

Girl: I fucked Kerr Patterson last night
Other girl: YOU ARE SO LUCKY

by Mia Khalifa and the BBC October 19, 2020

ass patter

Someone who gives flattery when constructive criticism is wanted or needed.

Distinct from ass kissing in that nothing is expected in return.

Her artwork never improved because she was surrounded by ass patters.

Continual ass patting from the team coach set a low bar for performance.

by dogflesh November 2, 2020