gypsy's patio

the house of a person who does witchcraft

Dude: How was your date last nite

Other Dude: Yo son that shit was scary there was mad candles and shrunken heads and shit I swear the bitch had a gypsy's patio

by Deeze Muthafucking Nuts August 24, 2007

patience biggs

the sexiest freshmen in augusta...id tap that ass anyday...

"damn, there goes patience..."

by suckamuthafucka February 4, 2005

patronus

noun: something that energizes you quickly, such as coffee or an energy drink

Fred: dude, I really need a patronus right now, I feel like I'm about to pass out.
Paul: alright, let's run down to starbucks.

by Real World HP March 1, 2010

patience

Another word for lazy

Jenkins: Why the hell haven't you bought me those pads?
James: I'm just having patience

by orsino May 2, 2007

PatientVlogs

A YouTube channel created by two canadian guys. very funny and interesting!

have you seen the new PatientVlogs video?
Yes, it's so coool!

by patientvlogs September 21, 2011

patioed

A euphemism for getting drunk on a patio or other outdoor seating area.

Person 1: "Hey, I thought Wendi and Randy were coming out tonight?" Person 2: "Oh, there's no way they're making it out tonight; they started day drinking before lunch and are completely patioed."

by Math-Class October 29, 2012

Patio Drinker

Someone who enjoys nothing more than sitting out on a patio, on a beautiful sunny day, drinking.

Bob is a patio drinker, he has been patioing everyday this week.

by beercules September 16, 2013