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Ostrage

I sling that Ostrage down on 13th all day, ho.
by Chad Grove November 10, 2005
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Ostaristic

A visually induced sensation that leads to soul pacification.

Through your mind’s eye your heart feels safely understood and alive. (Can manifest into wistful flashbacks, summoning narcissistic rapture and creativity).
That’s quite an Ostaristic painting; it really struck a chord.
I just feel Ostaristic about it, so leave it alone.
A tall strider named Ostaristic also known as Mazzranache.
by Bee in one's bonnet August 2, 2008
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OSTRICH

Takes place on a massage table. With your face in the hole, you stick your ass up in the air during the lower back/upper thigh portion of the massage in order to coax the masseuse into massaging your anus.
That massage was the best! As soon as I did the ostrich, she went two knuckles deep!
by Sandra & Bonnie September 6, 2007
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ostrich fuck

When one is having sex with a woman from behind. At the point of orgasm, you then grab the woman by the hair and push her head through the sheet rock of the wall. This act causes the woman to tense up increasing the vaginal tightness.
I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me so I ostritch fucked the bitch.
by Shamus November 5, 2004
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Osteopathy

There are two sides to Osteopathy.

Utilitarian speaking, osteopathy generally falls along the same lines as chiropractic, physiotherapy, massage therapy and maybe acupuncture. In the end, all of these practices aim to "fix" your body through some sort of coordinated physical manipulation of your muscles and bones; a strategic massage so to speak. And it obviously works because you can feel it. There are other nuances here and there, but generally you can't go wrong with either one.

Where osteopathy differs is in its ideological beliefs. It started out under the belief that manipulating the Fascia—a thin layer of muscle that links every part of the body with every other part—can relieve muscle pain and muscle tension inside the body. Remember, this is entirely ideologically-based; there is no actual proof.

Osteopathy (back in the 20th century) was initially more of a pseudoscience than anything, but now it's become a standardized evidenced-based practice (EBP). Truthfully, there is currently little scientific evidence to support osteopathy along with chiropractic. This is not to say that osteopathy is fake, because it obviously works wonders on our bodies. Perhaps further research and technological breakthroughs are needed to understand the true science behind it.
This is my detailed and exhaustive definition of Osteopathy.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 17, 2021
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Ostegolectric

adj. Often used in conjunction with one "Static-X". A more serious form of the word Ostego.
Steal and cheat all day. Ostegolectric. Ostegolectric.
by Maesh the Shadow September 11, 2003
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Ostrich

A woman with nice legs, nice hips, and big hair, but no tits.
Yeah! I fucked the Hell out of Mary last night!

Wow! I bet it was great seeing her naked!

Well, she does look pretty damn good naked, but, she must stuff her bra or wear falseys or somethin', she is definitely an ostrich dude.
by Jack Bozdog December 10, 2006
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