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Onosecond

The very second immediately after you make a horrible mistake, and can only wait for the now inevitable consequences. It's the second after you send a text to the wrong person, the second after you drop your phone onto the train tracks, the very moment after holding hands with the wrong person, the point in time when all you can say is "oh no".

In the onosecond, people tend to wish for; the floor to swallow them up, a giant hand and keyboard coming to press ctrl+z, the ability to transform into a flock of birds, who can fly away, etc.
Person 1: *makes a typo, accidentally tweeting a slur onto the official nintendo twitter*

Person 1's boss: Your fired!

Person 1: You're*

Person 1: This is the Onosecond
by KorokDude August 31, 2023
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onosecond

noun
Pronunciaciation: Ounousecond
Origin: "Oh no" + "Second"
The second after you make a huge And embarassing mistake where ur only reaction is "oh no"
Person: "Hey siri, text my gf fuck me tomorrow my parents will be out that night"
Siri: Sending: "fuck me tomorrow my parents will be out that night" to your mother
--onosecond occurs here--
by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje September 3, 2023
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Onomatopoeiacly

Adverb of onomatopoeia, as determined by a mentally affected 30s mother while on vacation
"Think of that word onomatopoeiacly"
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onorina

A unique girls name for a unique girl. Very kind, funny, sweet and cute. Loved by all. A great friend and really smart and talented.
Bruh I’m so happy I became friends with Onorina.
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onomatopoeia

a word used to describe and/or imitate a sound.
'BOOM' is an onomatopoeia for the sound of something exploding.
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onobeodgob

onobeodgob; prounoced - oh nob e gob - stands for, when you cant read the straight letters cos there to close together sometimes! and the rounded ones look way better! proper more easy to read them!
ahh this sentence has me onobeodgob'd, I cant read it! its all the straight letters
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ononontonipwio

it means to be very intelligent and smart
stacy- omg she's such a ononontonipwio
bob- ikr!!!
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