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They graduated, and cant find work with their worthless art degrees. You can see their nudes/home made porn vids for a set monthly supscription price.

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PERSON A: " You know, that makes her a lazy bitch. I always wanted to see her naked though. You know what, fuck it, $9.99 a month isnt that bad"
by unsimpyourself July 15, 2020
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One Night Only

A punk band from North Yorkshire consisting of four teenagers from that area, namely:
George Craig - guitar + vocals
Mark Hayton - guitar + vocals
Daniel Parkin aka Pob - bass
Sam Ford aka old drum or cretin - drums.
One Night Only's website is www.freewebs.com/onenightonly
by A mysterious benefactor January 11, 2004
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exit only

a way to explain that you are one and only, heterosexual.
Todd: So, you doing anything tonight?
Jack: Hey, man, sorry, but see this? -points at butt- Exit only.
by Citronic July 20, 2008
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Members Only

When a bar/party/scene is inundated with males, much to the chagrin of bachelors looking to meet single women. Referred to as such because seemingly every person in attendance has a "member" a.k.a. a penis.

See also: sausage fest, weenie roast, swordfish fry, etc.
Guy 1: Let's go to the party at Steve's house tonight.
Guy 2: Hell no! It's always Members Only at his parties. I actually want to get laid. Let's go to the club instead.
by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008
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Only In Ohio

only in ohio is a overused meme and has things like flying cars, monsters and stuff like that
only in ohio
by Matter-Bit March 23, 2023
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champ shit only

Doing championship caliber

Things.

Every thing is championship caliber
Tony Ferguson trains hard
Like a champion

Champ Shit only
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What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.
If life was fair there would only be one bra size.
by awmm February 23, 2021
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