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by unsimpyourself July 15, 2020

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Remember all those whores you went to high school with?

They graduated, and can't find work with their worthless art degrees. You can see their nudes/home made porn vids for a set monthly supscription price on OnlyFans.
PERSON A: "Holy shit, Vanessa is driving a Bentley Bentayga now!? I thought she was having trouble finding work after graduating"

PERSON B: "Yeah, she doesn't work. She's just selling nudes on the internet using OnlyFans"

PERSON A: "You know, that makes her seem kinda like a lazy bitch. I always wanted to see her naked tho. You know what, fuck it, $9.99 a month isn't that bad"
by unsimpyourself November 12, 2020

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