The Psychological version of his 3rd Law ("for every action… ) of Motion.
Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "
Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "
Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems
by AmboNec September 21, 2013
Get the Newton's Turd mug.The cutest boy ever. He has such an adorable smile and in general the most gentle boy ever. I love him so much and he's so perfect even though he doubts himself like crazy. (which he shouldn't)
At first, I thought he was just like his friends, but ever since I got to know him he's the reason I wake up and his arms is the comfort I never had. I fold every time I see his little smile lines and every time he talks I'm mesmerized even though I not understand anything. I like him and how he talks about his interests, how he always looks out for me and how he makes me smile all the time.
I didn't know I needed you so much in my life and I love you to the moon and back pretty boy <3
At first, I thought he was just like his friends, but ever since I got to know him he's the reason I wake up and his arms is the comfort I never had. I fold every time I see his little smile lines and every time he talks I'm mesmerized even though I not understand anything. I like him and how he talks about his interests, how he always looks out for me and how he makes me smile all the time.
I didn't know I needed you so much in my life and I love you to the moon and back pretty boy <3
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by Skeleton365 October 18, 2019
Get the Newton sex mug.If theres a good thing that came out of Cam Newton's departure from Carolina, it is that Carolina wasnt quick to trade Cam for a white quarterback. It's a good thing for where the league is headed that quarterback and leadership opportunities have opened up, that the captain doesnt have to look, think, or act a certain way. There is such a thing as people who didn't and still don't respect Peyton Manning, so whether or not people respect you doesnt determine who you are or what you do in life, even if it has an effect on you.
There havent been a lot of guys doing what Cam Newton is doing now, theres also teammates, opponents, fans, coaches, and the media he's had to try and get recognition and respect for what he's doing, and has the potential to do. It's not an easy road even if you make a lot of money, but it does still come with choices. Theres a world filled with criticism, it's going to be there anyway.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
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by Jafleur December 30, 2022
Get the Isaac Newton mug.Cam Newton thinks he is over the hill because of his profession, but he's too young for retirement. His best years don't look like they're ahead of him, but he won't know if he retires, and if football is what he loves to do for a living, why would he?
Cam Newton seems to lose focus and determination more than he did in his 20's, at times he doesn't seem like the same guy he was even though he is.
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As long as the referees hate Cam Newton being himself on the field, they are going to keep making life difficult for him over him showing any emotions other than smiling or greeting fans and shit like that. He's been in the league long enough to be left alone now, he's already done things no other quarterback has done, and he's not done yet.
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