mud shovel

A mud shovel is the term used to describe any long, hard tool that is used to perform anal sex.

Baby, open the gates to your brown barrier so I can dig for sump'n wit mah mud shovel.

by Larry December 4, 2003

blow mud

When you're takin' a dump and semi-thick liquid comes out of your ass and spackles the toilet.

"Hey man, are you gonna' go in my bathroom and blow mud"?

by Sweet Chuck January 4, 2005

Mud Cupboard

Noun: Arse, rectum, bum cavity, etc.

She told me she loves it up the mud cupboard but I reckon it's just coz it's closing time and she still hasn't pulled anyone.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

mud hut

Just another name for brown town, the fudge tunnel, the poo palace...your ass!

I pounded her in the mud hut, then I gave her a chili dog.

When all else fails, seek shelter in the mud hut.

by papa woody November 6, 2007

Mud Apple

NOUN: Poop, #2, the ol' brown log, crap. Usually a firm one that's a little more on the round side of things.

He's in there cuttin' a mud apple.

by Ostrich Sack February 22, 2006

mud smoker

When you fuck a girl in the ass and pull it out and she blows you.

Is your woman a mud smoker?

by DrRockDaPuss December 28, 2004

mud puppet

The resulting disgusting feces-covered hand that is a direct result of anal fisting. The feces is sometimes used to draw a face on the offending hand in order to make it look like a puppet. Also known as a poopet.

I fisted that nasty chick in the butt and she wanted to play mud puppets afterwards. I will never drink again.

by Tony Buttman January 13, 2014