Mongolian Chimneysweep

A sexual act performed following anal intercourse, where the person who was being penetrated does a head-stand exposing his/her gaping anus and the penetrator sits atop the penetratee and defecates into their rectum.

The Mongolian Chimneysweep requires some degree of flexibility.

by The Grand MasterSmeat (courtesy of Scott) August 30, 2006

mongorunner

To post random stuff on message boards, and part post whore

man you are such a mongorunner

by mongo October 1, 2004

Mongolian Wetnap

When a girl spits in a guy's eye and then sits on his face.

"We were so drunk last night that I let her mongolian wetnap me"

by Abby Foxhaven December 28, 2009

mongo be good stick

any blunt, pole like object e.g wooden stick or metal bar, that can be used to beat mongos when they interrupt a fine evenings cinema viewing.

Quick get the mongo be good stick out

by sdo1234 November 28, 2010

Mongolian bloodbath

Having intercourse with a girl that squirts while she has her period to cause her to squirt blood

While I was fucking that bitch she gave me a Mongolian bloodbath

by Roadkill999 January 22, 2012

Mongolian Explosion

When you are in the midst of penetration during intercourse, and you sneeze, fart, and ejaculate at the same time.

Tim hooked up one night after drinking and wound up with a languorous Mongolian Explosion. She still called him the next day though.

by Scott Kent VT baybee August 15, 2016

Mongolian Battering Ram

This uneventful situation occurs when the woman’s vagina is too small to accompany the man’s schlong. The male attempts to use his penis as a battering ram to forcefully penetrate the woman’s vagina, mimicking the act of a crazed Mongolian trying to annihilate the Great Wall of China. If and when the man achieves penetration, a successful Mongolian battering ram has been accomplished.

Guy: Dude how was your weekend?

Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.

Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.

by Stoney69 January 5, 2019