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Foggy Mirror

When a man cums on a girls glasses so that she can not see right.
"I came on this chicks glasses latnight and she said it looked like a foggy mirror."
by Weezy Baby November 1, 2007
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steal a mirror

First used by Kurt Vonnegut's character Trout in the novel, Breakfast of Champions. It means to take a leak.
by j0hnb0n April 18, 2007
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moriori

An extinct race of native people that used to live in New Zealand.
The cause of their extinction was the arrival of the Maori. As soon as the Maori landed in NZ, their ferocious appetite for native speicies wiped out firstly, the moas (peaceful 3 metre tall native flightless birds).
Then the kiwis (another native flightless bird) neared extinction until the dormant cannibalism of the Maori kicked in.
The Maori realsied that Moriori were a far better game than the small meatless kiwi, so the Maori hunted down the Moriori, fed upon thir internal and sexual organs to grow bigger, stronger and blacker.
The poor Moriori were forced to flee their homeland to a remote island of Chattam.
This day, the Moriori cease to exist, but only in myths they are spoken of.
Moriori were eaten by the smelly Maori

The Maori maoried the Moriori man's penis and cooked it in the hangi

Fish n Chips are now the repacement of Moriori for the Maori
by The Wok April 9, 2008
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mormor

Min mormor bakar jätte goda kakor (My grandma bakes really good cockies)
by Comins December 12, 2006
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the Mirror

Communist rag read by Labourite sheep/trades unionists.

Typical editorial stance:

1. Blame Tory cuts!!!
2. UKIP are racist!!!
3. Those Tories again!!!
4. Isn't Andy Burnham fantastic!!!
5. All hail the unions!!!
6. CUTS CUTS CUTS CUTS!!!
7. Bedroom Tax!!!
"Honey, we're out of loo roll."
"Sorry dear, The Mirror only publishes daily."
by hgdkejdjkl October 22, 2015
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mirror

what ugly people look at 100 times a day to see if they look ne betta, no it doesnt work, my brother has tried it already
Im going to look in the mirror and see if i look any better
by Mic August 5, 2004
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mirror monkey

That guy at the Gym that spends more time looking at himself in the mirror then he does lifting weights.
Hey Craig, the mirror monkey is back
by sick_of_this_place September 11, 2008
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