montezuma

Bloody diarrhea that one gets from drinking the water in Mexico.

After drinking water from a roadside stand in Mexico, Jonny was in the bathroom for days with Montezuma's revenge.

by mafioso April 23, 2003

monterey park

Okay the most Asian city in the US (no pun intended). Full of Chinese people walking around with shopping carts. In Monterey Park you often see Asian people meandering this way and that way. It's impossible to not see at least one buisness without any Chinese lettering.

I feel like some Chinese food. Where should we go?
In Monterey Park, fo sho!

by ala vanessa June 7, 2007

Manteca California

A medium size town in Northern California with hella shopping plaza's and hotel's it known to have alot of drug user that use crystal myth and other drugs this town has gangsta's on the Northside and Westside prep's on the Eastside and Southside most rich kids there go to Sierra high school while the poorer kids go to Manteca high school or East union high school most people that live n Manteca are from the bay area or Sacramento!!

I live in North Manteca California with all the gangsters!!

by basketball#1 February 12, 2008

montebello

the best f'n city in the state of California.
where the girls are hot and the dudes are funny and sweet.
where everything is nearby and there is always something to do.

dang man i wish i lived in montebello

by cali cali May 23, 2009

montefurious

(mon-tee-fyoor-ee-uhs)
adj.
1. extremely annoyed or agitated

2. severely angry
3. violent; intense

Samantha, Terese, and Sarah were montefurious when they discovered another cart of will call.

I'm so montefurious, my boyfriend cheated on me!

We are so montefurious when customers come in a second before closing time.

by countergirls February 4, 2012

Montey

A Fish

Jaden loves her some Montey!

by pOOpY bUTT stINK holE March 6, 2019

Sucio-Montes

Recieving a blumpkin while trying to dislodge stool from backed up bowels while eating fried foods.

Fernando was hungry, horny, and constipated, but short on time, so he asked his girlfriend for a Sucio-Montes to kill three birds with one stone.

by Alexander Pelo May 25, 2012