monkE

a sped grown man who has no brain cells

I had a supply teacher today. He was an absolute monkE

by Broc Lee October 2, 2020

Monk-thugger

wanker, one who masturbates.

You monk-thugger, you've had two today already. Give me my p0rn0 back or get raped.

by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005

Spunk Monk

A masturbator. One who bashes the bishop. A wanker.

"No wonder it don't work, spunk monk, you havent switched it on" !!

by London El Vis September 29, 2005

Monk Phase

A synonym for a refractory period, Monk phase is the recovery phase after a (primarily) male orgasm at which it is impossible to have another orgasm. While refractory phase is a broad and scientific term, monk phase indicates the immediate lack of arousal that follows an orgasm.

Dave: I tried to ejaculate in my mouth once, when monk phase hit me I had the biggest regret ever.
Jack: Dude!

by Luminc January 2, 2012

Felonious Monk

A criminal.

Joey D's selling his car.

It's probably stolen, that guy's a Felonious Monk.

by Shuaman March 2, 2019

full monk

A radical, permanent transformation undergone by a person, characterized by adopting a life of asceticism, self-denial, lack of material possessions, solitude, and frequent meditation. Unlike your average run-of-the-mill monk, a full monk never showers, shaves, or grooms. They abandon personal hygiene all together. Full monks usually lose touch with reality and hold a variety of bizarre delusions. They often become hermits in remote wilderness or raving doomsayers, predicting the apocalypse on public street corners. Most full monks adopt a strict vegan diet, although some may also consume small insects and microorganisms such as fungi and algae.

"Dude... what's up with Dan? He's starting to creep me out."
"Idk man... he disappears for days at a time and I don't think he's showered in weeks. All he talks about is universal energy and consciousness and shit like that. He says I need to find my inner Zen. Idk what that means but he's getting really hard to be around."
"You think it's a phase or something? My brother went emo for like a year."
"Nah bro I don't think so... I think he actually went full monk."
"Full monk?? You never go full monk..."

by MasterMonk January 28, 2017

Basque Monks

/bask mʌŋks/
noun

1. According to infamous linguist Edo Nyland's rather ludicrous theories, these benedictines created the majority of all modern languages using abbreviated phrases in a hypothetical vasconic language he terms "Saharan."

Person 1: ...and guess what! Stalin isn't really derived from the Russian word for steel; it's really an abbreviation of the Basque phrase "astapotro alienatu inola."
Person 2: Those crazy Basque Monks...

by Nemo de la Cráters June 29, 2009