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Mooched

Getting Mooched: Getting fired from your new job in 10 days or less.

Getting double Mooched: Getting divorced and fired within 10 days.

Getting triple Mooched: Quitting your previous really good job, getting divorced AND getting fired.
"Tony just got Mooched! He made an inappropriate phone call in front of a customer and got fired on the spot!"

"OMG you know Vincenzo?" "Yeah". "You know his wife left him because he got a new job working for that guy who doesn't respect women?" "Yeah, sure." "He just got fired for shitting with the toilet seat down." "Man he only started there 10 days ago!" "Yeah he got double Mooched!"
by Lalalalegend July 31, 2017
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mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.
"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
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Mooched

Got fired disgracefully, a bully who got kicked out.
Dude, Anthony Scramucci (Mooch) got mooched so bad. LOL! He even didn't last 10 days in the White House. He was like, whoever don't follow rules they need to leave, they will be fired. Guess who got fired? Mooch! Mooch got mooched. Muhahahahaaaa
by Azarvet August 1, 2017
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monehehe

When you're a ticklish AF mofo that goes into convulsions from being touched and the guy robbing your house knows it.
"OH NO! DON'T TAKE ALL MY MONEHEHE!!"
by c0rRupt3dblu August 26, 2017
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Manchester

A meet up with your friends from different parts of the UK where you cash out on designer goods and do an activity e.g. trampoline park, escape room, cinema.
Can't wait for Manchester, i'm buying a Louis Vuitton wallet.
by LtFrog Himself May 19, 2018
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Manchester United

verb (used with object), tossed or (Literary) Manchester United·ing, Manchester United.

A homosexual act performed by 2 or more men. The act consists of 1 or more men jizzing, spurting, or otherwise discharging into another mans thick chest hair.
Bro, did you hear J Leno got a manchester united group together last night?
by _NotBob October 10, 2018
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Manchester

A city that’s always RED and never BLuE
Oh look Manchester is winning the title again
by munchqueen February 15, 2019
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