Mileted

When someone says they'll be somewhere, and they don't show up.

Girl 1: Hey, I thought you said John was coming tonight.

Girl 2: He told me he was gonna be here.

Girl 1: We got Mileted.

by CorpusGirl December 20, 2019

The Mole

Character on Happy Tree Friends.

Blind and usually has jobs involving sight, resulting in gory, and hilarious, results. Along with being blind, he seems to have a hearing problem.

the mole is pimp mother fucker!

by giggidy giggidy gi ggi DY! July 27, 2009

Liker Mole

Pertaining to a person liking for the sake of liking on Facebook. One who is promiscuous in their liking.

Anne liked my youtube link to that heavy metal song, even though I know she hates heavy metal. She is such a Liker Mole.

by tanyeah! December 17, 2011

Musky Mole Rat

The act of covering a naked mole rat in spunk or feces, per preference of the partner, followed by insertion of the mole rat's own feces into a man's anus. The mole rat, then consumed by the desire to eat its own feces, chases the turd into the anus through a glass tube inserted into the man's butthole. While this is happening, said partner screams "YOU MUST CONTAIN THE BEAST" as the other man shrieks with terror and pleasure as the naked mole rat is inside of his anal cavity.

Guy 1: My sister bought a naked mole rat recently. Wanna go try out the Musky Mole Rat?

Guy 2: You are a sick and twisted bastard. Get out of my house!

by The Sticky Varmint March 1, 2014

Shme-Mole

The use of a Marijuana dab pen and an E-Cig at the same time.

" Yo Trevor can I borrow your Juul? I want to take some Shme-Moles."

by OG LETTUCE SO=K February 6, 2019

National mole rat day

A day to give back to that friend that is an actual freaking mole rat. She/he might as well live in the sewer. Now for this day you must walk up to this friend and lean in to a hug. When your face is next to theirs BITE THEIR EAR OFF, THEY WON'T EXPECT IT. Then pinch their nose and pull their hair and screem at them CRACKHEAD!!!!

I can't wait until national mole rat day! That friend is gonna pay!!! 😈

by Oger to die November 13, 2019

Whack my mole

A slang term for masturbating/masturbation

Well excuse me while I go whack my mole.

by BigG19 January 21, 2009