Mohammed

Usually a shrimp dick sheep who tries to prove hes the shit.

Don't be fooled.

"Do you wanna see something funny?"
"Quit being such a Mohammed."

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025

Mohammed Swafi

Mohammed swafi is a term used for yutes who can't pronounce the letter "s" in dere own name. Usually accompanied with having the fattest bum known to mankind.

Yooo iswr mohammed swafi jus got caught staining drinks from tesco?

by Bodna fani June 14, 2024

Shit Mohammed

When your out fishing and you can’t make it to a bathroom and you shit in your pants

Gary and I were out fishing on our pontoon and Gary pulled a Shit Mohammed and shit in his pants and on the side of the pontoon

by GacDcTc August 23, 2025

Obsa Mohamed Abdalla

The most perfectest and sexiest man on earth. If you have an Obsa Mohamed Abdalla you’re the luckiest person in the world 😍❤️❤️❤️😜😜😜💋💋💋💋

Obsa Mohamed Abdalla is so handsome and smart and strong and perfect and sexy and the perfectest

by Asshkura Onochio February 3, 2024

Mohamed

Leng guy that will clart your back with dat 10 inch defeater. Goated at football and will make you cry when he's on the ball

I am a mohamed

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Mohamed

Mohamed is a very respectful guy when he needs to be. he is sexy asf and he way to much girls but he is 1000% loyal when he is in a relationship. His soulmates name will start with a M and his meat is between 8-10 inches

A girl- hey Mohamed you look so good today

Mohamed who is in a relationship at the Moment-
Get away from me hoe I got a wife

by Blah blah blah 😄 March 23, 2025

Mohammed k

Mohammed k is the hotest and coolest person you’ll see and he is the most best friend you’ll have and he likes to be friends with a #Mckenna

Have you seen mohammed k I almost died from how hot and cool and a good friend he is

by Ikuoola June 20, 2021