Muffer

A term used to describe an adrenaline fuelled explorer or adventurer. generally used for a person who explores dark wet holes ie caves, potholes or mines but can be used to describe anyone who likes to get of the beaten track and can also be said to have a below normal level of sanity.

Those guys have been exploring caves, what Muffers. Muffers Rule.

by MuffersRule September 24, 2011

hairy muff

a variation of the phrase 'Fair Enough'

"town tonight?"
"hairy muff"

by katpee July 14, 2006

muffcabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

Me and Ike saw the mom getting a parking ticket, and she called the cop a muffcabbage.

by rachelg10 October 15, 2010

muffed

to high five someone's face aggressively

damn! he just muffed the bartender!

by deadcaity May 29, 2011

muff diver

to dive into a womans muff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.

i dived some muff last night, word.

by frosty the snowman April 27, 2003

Muff Sesh

The act of stealing muffins from any location - often used to describe any type of stealing action.

Muff Sesh Babay!!

by Coodles May 21, 2004

Hairy Muff

An alternative to the expression 'fair enough'. Often said as a dismissive response to an explaination of something. Hairy Muff indicates that the person saying it does not really care about whatever it is they have been told. If said quickly enough the person it is said to may not even be aware that you have in fact referred to an ungroomed vaginal area. It is not often used in formal and/or serious conversation although it is somewhat amusing to test the acceptable limits of the phrase.

Example 1
Ben: The reason I haven't been out picking up chicks lately is because I realised that I was ignoring my true sexuality. I wanna be with Carl. I think I'm gay.
Ned: Hairy Muff.

Example 2
Dale: I think I'm going to kill myself!
Ned: Hairy Muff.

by slutmeister May 30, 2009