Mitten

A person that is gauche, socially unaware, yet conceited; the human embodiment of a mitten.

Look at Cooper, he's such a mitten.

by jose6969 May 14, 2023

Mittens

Chua Yu Sheng's favourite thing to flick

"I wanna flick those mittens so bad 💪👈😩"

by -Average George fan November 4, 2021

Dick mitten

A male who his such a pussy bitch that if they were to go to prison...other inmates would repeatedly rape that pussy bitch individual. Therfore the other inmates would "wear" the pussy bitch like a dick mitten.

"Anthony...you are such a bitch if you ever got locked up the other inmates would wear you like a dick mitten"

by MURPHYS_LAW February 19, 2017

The Mitten

A nickname for the state of Michigan in the United States. Due to its shape being similar to a hand or mitten

Joe: I’m from the ATL, where are you from?
Nick: I’m from the Mitten.
Joe: Oh no way, where in Michigan?
Nick: *Points to lower left part of hand under his thumb* Detroit

by KingPP526 June 4, 2022

Sid Mitten

a man who is sexy on the next level. when you see this man you will literally feel your body combust all over.

god youre so sid mitten right now.

by GanjGoblin November 29, 2024

Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists

That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.

by xanadude313 August 20, 2019

wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017