Kitten Mitten

A condom.

'you'd better put on a kitten mitten, if you want that pussy'

by Zach 'Tay Tay' August 5, 2008

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Mittening

Mittening can be defined as a sexual act between two consenting partners where the female's body serves as a mitten for their partners hand.

Mittening: One partner, who can be deemed as the "receiver" and must be female, remains calm while the other partner inserts their four fingers into her vagina. The thumb must be left free. Lubrication is often needed. Once all four fingers have been inserted, the thumb is inserted into the anus of the female, again lubrication is often needed. This then creates a "mitten" for the hand.

by Shanti Shimmer August 5, 2008

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Pirate Mitten

n. A mitten,(usually of bright festive colors), worn by an Ear Pirate.

See: Ear Pirate, Earjacking.

I caught Johnny the notorious ear pirate trying to Earjack our conversation, his Pirate mitten gave him away.

by Bocajo September 28, 2006

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cock mitten

Noun.

1. A sheath, shield, or covering for the penis, probably made of cotton.

2. A derogatory slight to an annoying person, in the same vein as douchebag

1: I was gettin' some sun using this awesome new cock mitten! Check it! No tan lines!

2: That guy loves to hear himself talk...about nothing! Ugh. What a cock mitten.

by Pit Pat October 23, 2007

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