mingle

Adjective - An individual's relationship state in which they are single but would like to sow their oats with no strings attached.

Etymology - Married individuals that commit adultery have a mentality that it's ok because there's no commitment involved. Combining the adulterous mentality of the word married, the end goal of staying single and embracing the word play of the word 'to mingle'.

Lisa: "So, do you have a girlfriend?"
John: "Nah, i've been mingle for several months now"

by Harrison Waller August 31, 2006

minileatee face

Toothy in appearance. A face filled with too many teeth.

A crocodile, Julia Roberts

by sNoWmAnG May 7, 2004

miccle

large penis,
good fucker,
hot black guy

look at that miccle (look at that hot black guy)
he had a miccle! (he had a large penis)
he was such a miccle (he was such a good root)

by wild nympho August 12, 2006

minge mincer

An overly eager and aggressive lesbian slut who seeks to practically devour or 'mince' vaginas or 'minges'. Can also be referred to as Clit Clapper, Flange Flanker, Cunt Coinin etc.

Your Mom
Your Grandmothers cunt clinger
Your fathers fuck tard
Your brothers complex
Aside from the above examples, YOUR MOTHER IS A "MINGE MINCER"

by Colm and Kako August 9, 2006

minglewank

To stand in the middle of a crowd of strangers on public transport whilst descreetly jerking off.

I had an excellent minglewank on the 0735 from the city centre.

by Pope Juicy July 18, 2005

mince

adj.
1. acne or pimples

verb.
1. to 'pop' acne or pimples

Alex: "Thomas bro, your mince is bad as today!"

Thomas: "far i had a mean mincing session today"

by Skintightaz June 24, 2007

Mindless Self Indulgence

One of the worst bands ever. They are an absolutely shitty band from NYC, with absolutely shitty lyrics. (I've been denied all the best ultra sex. I... I tried to consume just like a super faggot. I got some dude. how can y'all give a mutha fucka something so good he couldn't say no you nailed me hard.) Their lead singer is a whiny bitch, and all of their songs are about getting laid, dicks, and vaginas.

Their fans all claim they are one of the most original bands ever, which is absolute bull shit.

Bob: Hey John, check out this band. They're called Mindless Self Indulgence. They're this totally original punk band from NYC.

Next day

John: I listened to that CD. What the fuck was that shit? It sucked dick. Go listen to Radiohead, you simple minded fool.

by RADIOHEAD FAN 123 September 11, 2009