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microsoft edge

an annoying little fucking application that you cant get rid off
microsoft: wanna use microsoft edge instead?????????
ur dumass: NO FUKKKKK U MICROPENIS I WANA USE CHROM>:(
by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023
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Microsoft Family Safety

GoGuardian's twin brother. It blocks random sites just like GG, but it is barely ever talked about
Microsoft Family Safety = George Orwell's 1984
by BorritoGuy February 21, 2023
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Microsoftism

The belief that older and more capable software should be deprecated in favor of newer and less capable software.

Also see Appleism.
As a firm believer in Microsoftism, Wolvindra believed the only way to get people to play Prop Hunt X was to make his existing maps incompatible with Prop Hunt Classic.
by Fasteroid May 6, 2023
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Microsoft

OVERPOPULATION WE MUST SAVE THE EARTH BUY BUYYING uhhh poop???????????
Bad OS too.
Microsoft will kill you.
Billgates dislikes turtles.
He is bad.
by purple lemon May 10, 2023
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Microsoft

A virus that needs to be thrown out in the street and curbstomped.
Youre quarantined, did you catch Microsoft or something?
by WGstyles July 29, 2023
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Microshit Losedows

Microshit Microfuck Losedows/Winblows is the worst misoperating system on the face of the planet, forcing all their shit products onto people such as Visual Shitio and Edge.

Microshit mostly makes failed products, and the only products that succeed are ones they copied or bought from others and then used their monopoly powers to shove down our throats. This was the strategy of Shill Gates, continued by Shitya Nadella.

Microsoft Reams, Asszure, and Offuck are just some of their shit products.
Microshit Losedows keeps crashing, bugging out, forcing Edge (which tries to push payday loans on people) on me even when I set a different as default, keeps asking me to set it as default and pay for Offuck and Xcox Game Pass every time I have a forced update, and keeps trying to force me to use ZeroDrive.

You're forced to sign in to a Microshit account when setting up the PC and connect to a network (so if you don't have network or the drivers, you're screwed, and Winblows has worse native network drive support then Linux). There's the nonsensical CPU hogging widgets that nobody cares about and many other bullshit.
by HeWhoShantNotBeNamed July 31, 2023
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Microsoft Bing

NO ONE USES THIS!
by RandomGenZDude October 6, 2023
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