Tits Mental

To go absolutley aff yer heid mental. Cuttin loose, wi nae regard for the consequences.

I cannae wait for the end of this lockdown pish; I'm gonna go absolutely tits mental.

by Bunyano March 28, 2021

Mental Rape

League of Legends

League of Legends causes mental rape. The symptoms are hair loss, depression, and anti-social disorder.

by Amongussussyballsfortnite September 4, 2021

Mentally high

When you say some retarded shit while sober that would've been said if you were high

I am saying some stupid shit today that I feel like I'm mentally high.

by Ninja Yoshi October 20, 2019

mental day

The act of skipping either a event, such as school, or work, in order to clear your head, and de-stress from the overwhelming reality of life.

(also known as mental day off)

Guy #1: Dude, where were you in school today?
Guy #2: Oh, I was taking a mental day off from all that Calculus work.
Guy #1: I feel you, bro, I feel you....

by crazyjoe30 November 10, 2014

Mental capas

A shorter way to say mental capacity, which means the capacity that your brain can take.

Me: Says a joke.

Jonathan: I don't get it.

Me: uh, is it beyond your mental capas to get the joke.

by get it right the first time May 31, 2009

Mentally Disorganised

When Your Mind Is Sooo Scattered
Everything That You Do, Or Something You Say That Makes No Sense

John: Do Celebrity's Have Surnames ?
Like Madonna

Maria: What Do You Think Asshole, Are You Mentally Disorganised Or Something. KMT

by nadiiYA. April 5, 2009

Heard Mentality

When somebody hears something and believes it to be fact even though it is just hearsay, and splits off into a new herd of sheeple.

Susan whispers to the new secretary Gina, "Here comes Jimmy. Don't give him any attention because he has 'Heard Mentality' and will go on and on if he thinks you believe him."
Jimmy "Hi Gina I'm Jimmy. Say, have you heard about the ____(conspiracy_of_the_day)____? This video is evidence it's true. You have to watch the whole thing though and they splain it all!. It's only 59 minutes long."

by mayfieldenator February 10, 2021