Expert in the art of taint tickling. Being a master in manipulating the skin between the chocolate starfish and the spunk tanks for pleasure.
Jackson was having his taint tickled and screamed out “hoo new, hoo new Trudie was a mastertainter!”
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The only way to beat the evil is to mastertaint. You have to master the taint to keep from going crazy
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An Apex Legends sweatlord so sweaty, respawn added a “slip hazard” warning. Known for making random 9-year-olds cry in ranked lobbies while piling complaints about teammates.
You know youre playing with MasterTagz when you hear:
“So we're throwing”
“Why are you looting mid-fight?”
"Where's my team?!"
“So we're throwing”
“Why are you looting mid-fight?”
"Where's my team?!"
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I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.
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