Mario Mejia  

That Sophisticated grown man Swagga!

A modern day Rico Suave!

Damn homie how you pulling all them chicks!

Man I got that Mario Mejia going on!

Mario Mejia by Moniquenuss February 7, 2009

Mario Nakazawa 

The name of a notorious Japanese motherfucker who tortured hundreds of allied prisoners and civilian hostages during WWII. Sentenced to death in Tokyo trials.

Person A: Mario Nakazawa!
His grandpa who served in WWII: SHOOT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario Nakazawa by TaxasRangers2020 November 1, 2019

Mario Vincoli 

1. A term used to describe someone who is usual or known to kidnap children, no matter the ethnicity.
2. A very political person, even though usually wrong

Person 1: man I love America, build the wall. I'm a Christian father and I love god
Person 2: man you're such a Mario Vincoli

Mario Vincoli by Rodolfo Graziani April 4, 2022

Mario Kart 

It is a game which will never let you win because it hates you.

Hey dude, wanna play some Mario Kart?

Mario Kart by F3rg1e21 October 8, 2018

Mario lemieux 

Star player, owner, and Captain of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Started a group to buy the Pens out of bankrupcy. Won a gold medal for Canada in the Olympics.

Helped the Penguins capture 2 back to back Stanley Cups in 1991-1992

Mario lemieux by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

Mario Lopez.

Tool.

There are some that act like tools.

There are some that have some qualities that may be tool-like.

There are some that try way, way, too hard.

And then there is Mario Lopez.

Mario Lopez. by WorkSux December 15, 2008

mario twins 

One of the most raddest flash films ever by Group X ... heh..

They look so gosh damn like the same person, I say to them "You want ice cream cone?" Bof of them say yes! how in the hell?

mario twins by Schiggidy Schiggidy Shwa? March 3, 2004