Mall Hispanic

Usually just a loud, annoying, too outgoing, and sociopath Hispanic male

Commonly either seen with a black thrasher magazine flame hoodie, ripped light blue jeans, black vans or white airforces, a chain, and some fucked up curly hair.

They are usually with a large friend group filled with other Hispanics.

Probably listens to: XXXTentacion, Lil Peep, Cuco, Lil Yatchy, Dababy, Tame Impala ect. (you know what music taste)

Probably has a basic thick Latina girl most likely with the same personality and music traits accept shes aggresively annoying and leads other boys on, and shes most likely very freaky and sexual.

They commonly claim to be good at skating and are mostly found around Zumiez, and Vans stores in the mall
but never buys a board, nor tries to actually learn how to skate. In other words a POSER.

Has airpods, and a Iphone 6s.

Usually carrys a JBL Speaker around

Names are either, Anthony or Alex or something along that

Says "yuh, yur, ight, alr, dope, bet"

Says Nigga alot, but doesn't have a single strain of black in him.

Commonly always posts black friends/mentions black friends for some reason cause he thinks it makes him cool

Maybe has a ASS soundcloud, depends on the type you meet.

Oh look, its another Mall Hispanic

Ugh, Mall Hispanics so damn annoying.

by Perras Falsas May 20, 2020

Mall pace

The brisk determined pace in which people walk as if on a retail therapy mission.

Those women must be on a important mission as they a walking a mall pace.

by Karen Thrift September 24, 2021

Mall-froader

A four-wheel drive vehicle, often highly modified for serious off-road operation, but which will never actually be driven off of pavement. Can also refer to the owners of such vehicles. Mall-froaders can frequently be seen in their natural habitats, such as on driveways, streets, highways and negotiating the treacherous aisles and spaces of shopping mall parking lots.

"That's a damn shame. A capable rig like that should be an off-roader, not a mall-froader."
“Agreed. If you love something let it go . . . off road”.

by Reubendaley January 15, 2021

Eastland Mall

Eastland Mall wasn't lost due to lack of appreciation, people did love going there. It was lost because someone knew people loved going there.

Eastland Mall wasn't lost because peole didn't love it enough, as some people would try to suggest.

by Solid Mantis May 2, 2021

molly mall

Person Who Sells Many Kinds Of Ecstacy

Tom Runs A Molly Mall Ecstacy Rolls Rollin Balls Disco Bisquits

by scotto708 December 29, 2014

Mall-Monitoring

The thing every male does at one point or another when he's stuck in any form of a shopping center with a woman.

Friend One: Hey you wanna go play video games later.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.

by dr. bustanut November 11, 2014

Nawton Mall

A shitty shopping centre in Hamilton where dirty Maoris pick butts and ask for change and also where little annoying fucking kids known as the "H-town wheelie boys " pop wheelies on their stolen push bikes and step out elderly.

"Hone bro let's go Nawton mall"
"Nah fuck that co its swarmed with hori bums and fuckwits poppin wheelies"

by WhiteBoyInNawton May 25, 2018