One peel machine

A term used by car guys to describe cars with no LSD (limited slip diff)

Daniel: I just got an NA mazda miata

Car guy: dose it have an LSD though
Daniel not sure...

Car guy: that's a one peel machine man get an lsd

by Wannaberacedriver November 15, 2019

Old Lady Time Machine

he process of tapping a old lady's shit raw to the point of climax (for best effect above 80). At which point causes both participants to see a flash of the old lady's whole life. This process is only a couple seconds. This action may kill the old lady.

"Hey can I Old Lady Time Machine your grandma, she need to remember some stuff."

by Greg G. G July 6, 2022

Washing Machine

It's when a girl is giving a blow job, and she's doing good with her mouth and then she stops and takes her mouth off and the dick is all wet and then the girl starts giving a very violent hand job in which case she is not going north and south she's also going east and west and any chance of the guy cumming is lost because of her sudden hand attack on the guys dick

Brad: Man, this girl gave me a washing machine last night
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE

by Chadagonia March 15, 2015

Maccin'

The act of a male or female hitting on or checking out another male or female.

Let's get outta here, that creep is hella maccin'.

by Alexandraaaa August 19, 2007

agreeing machine

a girl (often in high/middle school) that says yes to EVERYTHING to make freinds.

1: Hannah: Do you like chocolate
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Are you diabetic?
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Have you had sex before?
Makenzie: Yes

2: Hannah: Makenzie is such an agreeing machine!
Olivia: Yeah! She said she's had sex, and she's 3 grades below us!

by Ezza Kezza July 11, 2011

MacIntard

noun: a person whose computer experience is so Mac-centric that he is unable to perform even basic operations on a PC.

"Hey, how do turn this thing on?"
"You're kidding, right?"
"No, dude, I'm a MacIntard."

by TinyToker August 30, 2007

Porno machine

A computer

"you mean I can check my email on my Porno machine?"

by Gord lang July 3, 2009