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bad luck brian

An internet meme manifesting as an image macro showing a picture of a stereotypical nerd from a high school yearbook. The text that goes along usually tells of Bad Luck Brian's misdeeds. These are acts that he commits usually with good intentions but turning out to be bad through unforseen consequences or mistakes on Brian's part. Often he has defecated his pants while doing a courageous act quite unlike him.
MISDEEDS OF BAD LUCK BRIAN:
Tries to fart stealthily: Shits.
Escapes a burning building: Gets hit by a fire truck.
Wins raffle for the first time: Hunger Games.
Stops, drops, and rolls: Into another fire.
by ZKtheMAN November 4, 2013
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half your luck

An Australian expression meaning "I am extremely envious of your position and wish that I could share even some of your good fortune".
Keith: My missus can't get enough at the moment, she keeps dragging me off to bed. I'm fair knackered.
Mike: Half your luck!
by TherealAndysaurus November 26, 2017
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Better Luck Tomorrow

The best movie ever to be created and probably the only movie with an all Asian cast that is not some sort of sterotype (martial arts, yazuka...). The rights to Better Luck Tomorrow were bought by MTV which tacked a confusing new ending on it. Its actors were awesome! Go Parry Shen!
Even though Better Luck Tomorrow is an independent film, since MTV bought the rights to it, you can find it at any Blockbuster.
by Jessica March 13, 2004
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Push your luck

to take additional risks when things are going well
Dubya didn't remember what happens when you push your luck and as a result his popularity plummeted after he announced his idea about fighting terror.
by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2008
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Luck of the Irish

When your poop has a little brown and green
I don't know what I at but I've definitely had the Luck of the Irish
by Allhell666 April 12, 2017
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shit out of luck

When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".
Jill: I'd like to borrow your bike so that I can go down to the grocery store.
Jack: Sorry Jane, its got a flat, you're shit out of luck.
by James McKey March 9, 2006
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Good Luck Fuck

The act of having sex with another person in order to wish said person good fortune. usually done before exams, departures, or future confrontations with someone/something. Plus it rhymes. :)
Rndm Chick: Fuck, I'm totally gonna fail my driving exam tomorrow. Boyfriend: Well I think you'll do fine, but a good luck fuck couldn't hurt right? *5 Minutes Later* Rndm Chick: Im so failing....
by Xero _ Manifest December 29, 2010
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