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A.M. logic

Plans for your day that ONLY make sense because you aren't ready to get outta bed.
*Alarm clock buzzes at 7am*

Head voice: "I got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up 'til 8:30 anyway."

*Alarm goes off at 7am*

Head voice: "If I skip the gym this morning I can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football."

I thought I could sleep in yet get to work on time if I dressed down and skipped breakfast. A.M. logic is dangerous.
by Underdawg215 October 21, 2010
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Bot Logic

A term used to describe strange or illogical decisions made by artificial intelligence.
"So I was playing Left 4 Dead 2 and while I was being mobbed by zombies on the ground, the bot decided to ignore me and walk away."
"That's bot logic for you."
by Latke Boi September 24, 2016
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Bubble Logic

When the need for something is so great a persons decision making processes no longer think of what is happening around them. They only think of the thing they want and how to get it.

This is very common with Alcoholics and Drug Addicts. They will live within a bubble which only allows them to see the things that will allow them more of their addiction.

Bubble Logic is not just about addiction. This can happen with love, lust, needs wants, any desires or thought process which is blinded by that thing they want.

The example below is about an Alcoholic that drinks at work but her bubble does not allow for her to think about the people watching or smelling her.
Kyle : Did you smell the Alcohol on Karen's breath? I think she's drunk at work!
Chad: Yeah, it's so obvious but she has no idea. She's just trapped in bubble logic.
by Kewk November 28, 2019
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PR Logic

A term used when an item, event, or entity in-game is considered illogical and does not reflect what would happen in real life. Also, many people hate PR logic, they say it's unfair, not understandable, and not even explainable.
Noob: HOW?! This water shouldn't have killed me!
Intermediate: Some water kills you, some water doesn't. Must be PR logic.
by anonymous December 13, 2020
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CSI Logic

A way of figuring out what is going to happen in any television show--particularly CSI--because of universal constants of things that just have to happen in the show (read examples). This isn't because of the episode itself, but because of the formula of the show. This includes game shows, dramas, sitcoms, anime and even video games.
"He can't be the bad guy, it's only five minutes into the episode!"

"New person on the team for no reason? He's totally the murderer. Typical CSI logic."

"The main character isn't gonna die, there's still like 500 more episodes left!"

"I knew someone was going to die, because it's the series finale."

"He's not going to win the million dollars, there's only like five minutes left!"

"It's an anime about an MMORPG, the main character has to marry the first female character he meets."
by Ferriswheel31 November 29, 2012
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Simple Logic

Secretly an alt
Person 1: Bro who is simple logic
Tingles: not me!
by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019
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Logical Esotericism

Logical Esotericism, also Rational Esotericism, Logical Spiritualism, Rational Spiritualism, Logical Occultism or Rational Occultism, is a esoteric branch that advocates a logical/rational approach on esotericism, occultism and spiritualism, literally to what happens with Logical Supernaturalism, but focused on spirituality, esoterics and occultism instead of just supernaturality as logical supernaturalism does, logical esotericism and logical supernaturalism are considered to be, in practice, the same thing but with different focuses and goals. Logical esotericism also believes things related to esoterics and supernaturality should be treated as philosophical themes that should be discussed such as everything that exist in extraphysical/metaphysical level should also be considered on philosophical discussions.
"Logical Esotericism is an interesting apprach on esoteric themes, it might be really useful to adapt absurdism, existentialism, nihilism and several other philosophical currents and theories to esoterics and create their own esoteric versions. Futhermore, logical esotericism might be really useful to understand esoterics, supernaturality, spirituality and extraphysics as an extension and part of the existence as well."
by Full Monteirism April 3, 2021
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