listese

Listese is an incomprehensible adulteration of the English language found on webpages.

His front-page was littered with listese. It looked like this:

About
Contact
Links
Back

by eltongo November 6, 2008

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Listertinkle

Urinating while using mouthwash.

I was in a rush this morning. I listertinkled in the shower and I was out the door in two minutes.

by Doubledown Tandino October 24, 2009

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Listerlicking

The act of licking another person's tongue after you have gargled with listerine, because they have bad breath or simply taste gross. This is done as a favor for both parties.

I requested that my boyfriend give me a good listerlicking before our make-out sesh.

by dfonz-missyj January 18, 2010

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Listerine Challenge

Drinking a whole bottle of Listerine, a mouthwash. Listerine contains 27% alcohol and is equivalent to 22 shots.

Idiot #1: Should we get vodka or listerine?
Idiot #2: Listerine of course no ID dude
Idiot #1: Let's chug it and call it the listerine challenge

by Fluffleh November 23, 2018

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Listen Like Thieves

On the talk back show
On the radio
At the local bar
In the hot traffic
By the red tail lights

Everybody's down on their knees
Listen like thieves
But who needs that
When it's all in your hands
And we take it down
To the end of town
Where they have control
But they're loosing touch
When the lights go out

You are all you need
You are all you need
So don't hesitate
There's no time to waste
You just do it for yourself

by Death Menace February 3, 2023

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