red lie

A statement told with complete awareness that the other person knows the statement to be false. This type of lie is often told and accepted to avoid the fallout that might occur from dealing with reality.

Your friend: I heard your gf busted you at Nikki's last night.

You: Yeah, but it's not problem. She's so whipped that a simple red lie did the trick.

Your friend: Dude, she has no spine.

You: Hells yeah!

by thentzel January 4, 2007

You Lie!

The (obviously) most classy way of politely telling someone that they are wrong. Take it from Joe.

Obama: I like pie.

Joe: YOU LIE!

by jazjaz130 September 11, 2009

white lie

lies that white people have told others to make their self look righteous

always show their selves on tv.doing work over in poor countries ,but robbing them blind with white lies to get there resources and to experiment on people

by reject of lies February 26, 2014

bare-faced lie

a deliberate lie, a planned lie

His statement to the police was false - a bare-faced lie.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

Hips Don't Lie

An individual who feels it is appropriate to use dance moves from the Wii game "Just Dance" or other variations on an actual dance floor.

Josh: "I hope they play Girlfriend at Prom this year! I know all the moves!"

Forrest: "Hips Don't Lie over here is gonna get his groove on."

by DJ Forresto January 21, 2011

No Lie Dead Serious

The ancient pact that unifies truth from brother to brother allowing the validity of a statement to be unquestioned.

PERSON 1 :"Dude, I just sharded all over myself!"

PERSON 2 : "No Lie Dead Serious?"

PERSON 1 : "Dude, No Lie Dead Serious!"

by Honz and Hanz March 8, 2009

Guy Lie

A special moment in time when all the guys in a room/area simultaneously create a lie on the spot to cover up something they were all just doing. It usually happens when telling the truth would get them in trouble, and each guy takes a turn telling the lie when the last runs out of ideas. If the same lie was told by one guy, it would not usually be plausible. It's the multiple accounts that makes it magical.

Can be applied to when caught watching porn, peeping on someone, circle jerking, etc.

John: Dude, me and a bunch of friends almost got caught last night by James' girlfriend.

Jake: Oh, shit, what happened?

John: Don't worry, me and everyone else made a guy lie on the spot. It was beautiful.

by NeonFlame126 May 24, 2009