kinkers

gay kinkaroo who likes palmers grey haired mum and his dad who cries when watching certain programmes cough cough ER

baptism

by slaw May 21, 2003

Kinder Crimping

A game originating in the UK, in a small town called Woodbridge. In which a kinder egg pod is slid along a table with the aim to stopping it just short of falling off.

Hey do u wanna meet up with the KCC and do some Kinder Crimping?

by Will Hawkins January 11, 2009

Kindergarten project

Getting a girl to suck you off, pull out right before you ejaculate and cum any design you prefer on her face. The next step requires you to blow glitter all over the girls face. Finally, give the girl a little shake to knock off any excess glitter, and your project is complete.

Kindergarten project

by Zane & Charlotte July 7, 2010

Kinderboobs

Unusually large breasts on a child.

She's still clearly not on the market yet but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the kinderboobs.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

Sharon Kenner

The nicest BITCH you'll ever meet. Her face is a halloween mask

I have nothing nice to Sharon Kenner

by Sharon Kenner October 14, 2011

Kinder Whore

Same thing as prostitot...a young underage girl who dresses skimpy to attract older guys.

Me: "Did you just see that kinder whore?"
You: "Ya I did...15 will get you 20, but I don't give a shit, let's go try and fuck her!"

by djrickiedee May 1, 2009

kinder surprise

having a girl stick a foreign object into her anus. another person must reach into her anus and pull the object out. once the object is out it is to be put into their mouth.

lets go back and ill show you a kinder surprise

by ekmo fatu November 26, 2003