Cop Karma

"Intellectual" phenomena that leads people to believe going 15 under the speed limit for 3 miles after passing a cop will either:

A) Keep said cop from giving them a ticket for flying past him, or
B) Prevent subsequent cops from coming after them because they atoned for their speeding.

Despite the fact that he was doing 80 in a 55 zone when he passed the cop, the idiot in the Corolla in front of me then decided to utilize cop karma to keep from getting a ticket. He slammed on his brakes and then proceeded to drive 42 for three miles, but it didn't work: he got bagged 18 seconds later.

by JustAnotherGuy January 15, 2014

Net Karma

The total karmic effects a person has, it may be instant or a while, like a reputation but for karmic standards if you will.

A criminal has a lower net karma from their wrong doings

by 1m1m0 February 24, 2023

Karma Killer

A person who's luck is so bad they must have kick a old lady or killed a president.

My friend Samantha is a total karma killer, every time she turns around the cops are on her.

by Medium "M" February 13, 2010

karma hotel

Come to one of these to experience the following:
drugs, sex, cult worship, alternative music, etc.

Ah man I woke up yesterday in a karma hotel, they'd like taken my kidneys out and everything.

by Container September 23, 2003

Karma Partner

a person who provides their partner with emotional or physical stability in a relationship in return for something. e.g.: submissive, dominant

1) Karma Partners will fall out of love with each other once they learn how true confidence is created.

2) His emotional instability made him vulnerable to the manipulation of a Karma Partner.

3) Past experiences create emotional blocks affecting confidence and creating the need for Karma Partners... or someone who embraces someone else for something in return.

by KarmaBoy July 7, 2010

Karma Debt

The owing of a favor or other positive courtesy, based on someone doing something helpful or positive for you, without you having the opportunity to return the gesture, either due to circumstances or because such returns are declined.

A: Dude, someone just returned the wallet I lost, credit cards and everything still in it!

B: Did they leave their name or number?

A: Nope, nothing. Guess I've racked up some karma debt.

by thomasnism October 15, 2008

scene karma

noun; the act of the scene gods controlling your every move, due to previous acts of scene-unholyness.

ash: 'shit man, in the weekend, i made a joke about scene kids, and now i have 304 friend requests on bebo.com, and 17 invitations for vanity groups!'
georgia: 'it must be scene karma.'

by arising scene god December 17, 2008