Chipper Jones

In terms of baseball, about as consistent as they come. Plays for the Atlanta Braves.

Chipper is a lock for +.300 average 100 rbi and quiet, solid play.

by bud selig March 9, 2004

basketball jones

A Basketball Jones is an obsession with the sport of basketball. Kids who play the game and only think of the world in terms of basketball and their potential success at it.

That's all he ever thinks about. He's got a Basketball Jones.

by Joe Neubarth January 21, 2005

Two-Finger Cul de Sac Jones

When a man inserts two fingers into a woman, and moves them round and round in a cirle (i:e cul de sac)

John gave his lady friend a Two-finger Cul de Sac Jones, and she absolutely loved it!

by Timmy Beans January 12, 2008

star jones

another name for "earth"
also another way to say "to steal food"

Marni! You so just Star Jonesed my gummy bears!!!!!

by Shan February 16, 2004

Nick Jonas and the Administration

Nick Jonas' side project from the Jonas Brothers. Suprisingly amazing!

Sometimes abreviated to 'NJATA'

'Oh hey man, did you hear about NJATA?'

'You mean Nick Jonas and the Administration? No way dude! I thought it was just me who liked them?'

by Nick's lovaaaaaaaa January 7, 2010

Dow Jones

Recent events such as the CDO/CDS meltdown have caused movements in the market similar to that made by a female as she administers fellatio.

Originates from the following context: "Bitch is goin' down like the Dow Jones!"

Baller Inc Exec 1: Did you go to Circle last night?
Baller Inc Exec 2: I did, Dow Jones was the value added to the experience.

by CEO of Ballers Inc March 15, 2009

Davy Jones' Locker

An elevator on a cruise ship that someone farted in, right before exiting.

I got in the elevator just as this old lady was getting out. The doors shut before I realized she had sent me to Davy Jones' Locker.

This guy got on the elevator with the worst BO, so I sent him to Davy Jones' Locker.

by Double Happiness June 30, 2012