Jewish Toilet
When you shit in a girls mouth, if possible extra points are given if you can do it in a tracheotomy hole.
Jewish Toilet by Real Jewish Definitions April 22, 2009
Jewish Circus
Person 1: So you were in the protest over on Wall Street?
Person 2: Yeah, we had to Occupy the Jewish Circus.
Person 2: Yeah, we had to Occupy the Jewish Circus.
Jewish Circus by MrKurtz December 7, 2011
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Jewish Spike Strip
A long like of shit that has been dropped across the entire street in order to make on-coming vehicles spatter the shit all over there tires and fender, or have to stop and turn around.
Bob: "Dude, why were you late for Stacey's party last night?"
Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"
Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"
Jewish Spike Strip by whitepower21 July 22, 2009
Jewish Nut
When you grab a pistachio out of the bag; you crack her open; toss the nut in your mouth and there is no NUT!!!!!!
Jewish Nut by nutgobbler69 January 21, 2010
Jewish Native American Japanese Mulatto
Caleb Jackson. It's a term used for when you don't know the ethnicity of a certain person and unsure of what to call them.
Jewish Native American Japanese Mulatto by Caleb Jackson January 16, 2008
Jewish Gerbil
(slap dick) one who retorts upon a simple conjecture; a dumb ass who complicates shit; a jew who is always being jewish.
Hey Josh come over my house later on after school, alright, but my mom has to talk to your mom, god dammit you're such a jewish gerbil.
Jewish Gerbil by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 28, 2008
Jewish Onion Ring
The Jewish Onion Ring is when a young Jewish boy has his bar mitzvah, in which he gets circumcised and the foreskin is than saved in a ziplock baggy, seasoned, put in batter, and deep fried the next morning for breakfast, than consumed by the young boy's family.
Boy:"Oww!"
Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
Jewish Onion Ring by xXf0UrTwEnTyXx May 2, 2009