Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.

Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.

by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010

Jeremy

The kindest and most generous guy in the world. Gentle, giving and a security blanket. If only more people were like Jeremy. Someone who stays true to himself and will always care for the ones he loves. He enjoys athletics, nature and studying. He's the whole package. He's got the looks, the charm, the smile and any girl would be lucky to have him. A true keeper who should be kept close to you heart and even closer to your soul.

person 1: i need me some jeremy
person 2: well he doesn't come in a bottle you will have to go out and find him
person 1: sure thing i do. i better start my search immediately

by wintersongeiaf July 9, 2010

Jeremy

A complete fire god who is the epitome of sexy

I wish I could be like Jeremy

by Mega fire god February 5, 2020

jermaina

A very mixed black girl but truly white. Loves starbucks and uggs. A very weird and akward person to be around and is very beautiful.

Why is jermaina acting that way

by Shawnyboy January 4, 2015

booger jerky

A dried booger found stuck to the underside of the table or the arm of a chair in a public seating area or any other obscure area where a booger would be covertly wiped.

Hey Kenny... check out that booger jerky on the edge of Jeff's desk! It's as big as a craisin dude!

by Raven - Fairbanks AK. March 4, 2010

Ron Jeremy

The Thing that Should Not Be

Ron Jeremy is The Thing That Should Not Be

by George Utley August 29, 2006

Jeremy

Jeremy is a caring guy and a best friend to all. He is a great friend but may be something else in his best friends eyes. Many will fall for him but he will only take the one he wants. He makes many laugh and will always be there for someone. He is smart and up to date with what is going on in the world.

Jeremy is such a nice person... I think i've fallen for him

by fjhbenirbnrm October 14, 2011