perky turkey jerky

the act of masturbating using an oven roasted turkey as simulation.

friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!

by maestro1623 August 14, 2010

Jercyl

Jercyl- the equivalent to being a female wanker.

That Jercyl just cut me off!
She’s being such a Jercyl.

by Kikilaaa August 23, 2022

Jerry Moment

When unexpected and unexplained drama happens and/or
All hell broke loose.

Reference to the Jerry Springer show.

"I couldn't answer my phone because I was in the middle of a Jerry moment"

by backwardview March 31, 2009

Jerry Dick

A surprisingly hung uncle or male family member.

I walked in on uncle Matt, and I cannot make eye contact with him after seeing his Jerry Dick.

by K-Dawg5000 December 18, 2010

Jerry Mcfaggot

The name given to someone who is either trying to break into a ring by being cool or someone who constantly comments on all posts on the book of face.

James: have you seen what she has put on facebook?
Alex: yeah i know typical Jerry Mcfaggot

by klasalben November 24, 2011

Jerrying

The process of rapidly slapping one's forehead with the right or left hand. It is done for entertainment and often for attention from an individual or group. This term was developed by a school student in the US and has since become popularized by students across the country. While its specific origin is unknown, the previous statement is where "Jerrying" is most often attributed.

Derek: "Why is he slapping himself?"
Matt: "Oh, he is just Jerrying!"

by WabbitHunter November 10, 2014

Jerch

Jew church

I dated a girl a few years back who went to jerch every week.

by Cullend March 9, 2017