Jelly Story

A completely pointless story that bores everyone to tears. It has no real meaning and is told for the sake of telling it.

Original Jelly Story: One day, I went to get raspberry jelly, but they didn't have any so I got orange jelly instead. It wasn't as good as raspberry jelly.

by ulamp January 20, 2011

jelly thumping

action: a game girls play at parties where they try to fuck as many fat guys as they can before the end of the night.

me and veronica were at that party last night, and she won our game of jelly thumping.

by amandaxbandana October 15, 2007

Baked Jelly

Dried up Vasoline that you find around the rim of your asshole.

Watch Out! I think she's got baked jelly up there, don't toss anything yet.

by sumolucy24 August 6, 2008

brown jelly

Brown jelly is a cute way of saying shit!

"Mummy that man smells of brown jelly"

Your kid does not have to swear and the stink of shit guy is none the wiser. Everyone is happy

by Brown jelly mould January 9, 2014

Jelly Balls

A term or slang for balls that are like jelly, that jiggle alot and are stick, sometimes used as a slang if balls taste sweet.

Damn, that boy got jelly balls.

by ZeroApplez December 17, 2018

jelly scoop

Using your hand in a cupped manner to acquire some jelly from opposing tits.

Connor loves getting jelly scooped.

by gvhjfcvxcnfgc9 May 24, 2018

Meat Jelly

Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.

I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.

I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.

I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020