A term or slang for balls that are like jelly, that jiggle alot and are stick, sometimes used as a slang if balls taste sweet.
by ZeroApplez December 17, 2018
Get the Jelly Ballsmug. "Mummy that man smells of brown jelly"
Your kid does not have to swear and the stink of shit guy is none the wiser. Everyone is happy
Your kid does not have to swear and the stink of shit guy is none the wiser. Everyone is happy
by Brown jelly mould January 9, 2014
Get the brown jellymug. An intangible metaphysical substance excreted as a byproduct of negative emotions such as hostility, frustration, jealousy, etc.
Its the cause of the heavy atmosphere you feel in a room/place you have entered where a person or people have just had a heated argument or emotional vent.
Or worse, a room you're in while its happening.
That sticky uncomfortable feeling that makes you squirm during moments like these are caused by direct contact with Drama Jelly.
NOTE: The sensation caused by Drama Jelly is not to be confused with shyness.
Its the cause of the heavy atmosphere you feel in a room/place you have entered where a person or people have just had a heated argument or emotional vent.
Or worse, a room you're in while its happening.
That sticky uncomfortable feeling that makes you squirm during moments like these are caused by direct contact with Drama Jelly.
NOTE: The sensation caused by Drama Jelly is not to be confused with shyness.
Samuel: "Everything was fine when I left to get popcorn. By the time I got back Jared and Lisa had their armrests down and didn't talk for the rest of the movie. The drama jelly was so thick my popcorn got soggy."
Danny: "Dude, wtf is drama jelly?"
Danny: "Dude, wtf is drama jelly?"
by SheerKat July 24, 2011
Get the Drama Jellymug. by sumolucy24 August 6, 2008
Get the Baked Jellymug. An affectionate term used commonly by military people.
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.
Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.
Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
by roflcockter January 27, 2017
Get the battle jellymug. A completely pointless story that bores everyone to tears. It has no real meaning and is told for the sake of telling it.
Original Jelly Story: One day, I went to get raspberry jelly, but they didn't have any so I got orange jelly instead. It wasn't as good as raspberry jelly.
by ulamp January 20, 2011
Get the Jelly Storymug. Do you know where all the Smuckers went?
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.
by Nickhasaposse May 11, 2016
Get the jelly jerkermug.