Magic Jeffrey

The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.

I went to a party where I had to do a "Magic Jeffrey". Suffice to say, I didn't shit for five days.

by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011

Jeffrey and Janae

Jeffrey and Janae are an amazing couple. They toxic together but always end up loving each other no matter what

Ught I wish I could be like Jeffrey and Janae

by Heshimhishem October 22, 2023

Pulling a Jeffrey

When you actively avoid every and any form of necessary social interaction that involves making plans for other people such as friends, family ect. This involves waiting to the last possible second to put together slapdash plans and excessive amounts of procrastination generally initiated by a male specimen.

Jane: Andrew is putting off our holiday planning. We only have a week before we are supposed to go. He always does this!

Ariana: Sounds like your man is Pulling a Jeffrey

by Totallylily:) April 18, 2018

Jeffrey Yin

Jeffrey Yin is one of the most perfect people to ever exist. He opens up an environment where you will feel safe, and can't help but fall for him. You can't escape his cute smile or contagious laugh, and you can't get the "ick", no matter what Jeffrey Yin does. Jeffrey Yin is perfect. If perfect did not exist, he would be the closest thing to it.

"Bro, did you see Jeffrey Yin?"
"Bro, I feel like I love Jeffrey Yin!"

by aya.hopki March 6, 2023

Jeffrey

Jeffrey, a really gay guy with a huge nose that most kids make fun of. Hes a tru nibba and is really good at video games. He will be a virgin all his life and loves to masturbate to his classmates photos on schoology. But all in all his dick is really tiny, but his heart is big.

Girl: omfg jeffrey is so gay
Guy: ikr.
Girl: his nose is huge

by Bigpeen32 May 15, 2019

Long Jeffrey

(n) Erection. An erect penis. Hard-on. Boner.

Can't a guy just get a long jeffrey while making out?

by bonethegreat August 19, 2014

Jeffrey

The best middle school saxophone player in Campbell County. The most amazing instruMENTAList alive that makes other band kids cry. His band teacher wants him to join marching band due to his sheer skill as a human.

"Man, that Jeffrey is the saxophone player alive."

by dumbassmoron December 12, 2019