Someone on the surface who seems charming, likeable, losing 245 pounds to staring on a hit show. Deep inside it has an appetite for children, this is the Pedo Karen.

"Jared from Subway Is a pedophile."

"On breaking news, Jared Bell has now been convicted for endangering children with harmful material."

Jared by RIP.exe July 29, 2021

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Jared

Having the name Jared is basically having reached the end you are the best you have achieved everything if your name is Jared by the time you have completed life you will have made boris Johnson shut the fuck up you would have made infinate funny season of modern family you have in vented the infinate money machine you have defeated all these 9 year old internet clown who have supported jake Paul and Bryce hall and most importantly you have taken everyones girl on earth

Oh another Jared just stole my ting well he’s Jared he is a sexy beast it is natural

Jared by Best defffonitions July 31, 2021

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His jawlines, shoulders, and muscles are the best! You have to think about what he looks like nude, you might not be gay though. ;)

"I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles push against his fashion sense. I've thought about what he looks like nude, I'm not gay though. >:("
"Yeah! Jared's jawlines, shoulders, muscles are the greatest!"

Jared by Storyswap Chara August 22, 2021

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jared

a boy who engulfs ballsacks or semen

Oh jared these nuts

jared by adamleancoma September 3, 2021

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