ear funk

The nasty aroma you can smell when someone with large gauged earlobes forgets to clean his jewlery for days at a time, allowing dead skin, dried sweat, and any styling products to build up and make a creamy white-yellowish belly button, toe-jam smelling substance.

Earlier today I leaned in to tell Andrew a secret, and I swear he had the nastiest ear funk going on.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 26, 2009

Ear Hustler

Someone who eavesdrops (usually in an office setting) and uses the information gathered to their advantage, often to the detriment of others.

My co-worker Bruce feels totally threatened by me. He listens in when I'm on the phone with my man and he told our boss that I was making personal calls at work. That ear hustler wants my job! He even told our supervisor that I'm planning to call in sick tomorrow.

by L Boogie in the BK August 17, 2009

Cold Ear

(Verb)
To insert cold semen into a victim's ear

"Yo man, you best be gettin off me before i give you the cold ear"

"Don't fall asleep tonight, or i'll give you the cold ear"

by Kevin November 14, 2004

Ear-hustling

When someone is overhearing another's conversation; usually intentionally

Jane, don't try ear-hustling when I talk to John about planning your suprise party!

by TeshaB October 21, 2006

Spaniels ears

A saggy pair of breasts

Bob: Did you see the saggy tits on that slapper?
Bill: Yes, they were like a pair of spaniels ears

by Norbert Valiant March 14, 2011

prick with ears

A person whom personality is so bad it reminds you of them acting like a complete cock..hence..Prick with ears

Mate, you really are a prick with ears tonight

by Andy IS LEGEND September 14, 2006

ear muffies

when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.

fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."

muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"

buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"

by robyn cason January 21, 2008