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Dutch Welcome

When a business-woman bends over in a provocative way at work to get a "rise" out of her bosses or to get noticed! This is usually achieved by dropping a pen or some paperwork and bending down to pick them up. The woman in question does not have to be sexy, or attractive but they themselves believe they are.
I've just been in Mr Biggleswade's office and his secretary Doris gave me a Dutch Welcome!
by UrbanHim March 13, 2013
mugGet the Dutch Welcomemug.

Dutch glue

I've just covered your girlfriends face with dutch glue
by giggollocks July 24, 2009
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Dutch Wank

When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.
Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank
by Teebster0 June 6, 2018
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Dutch Trombone

Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.
Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.

My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Dutch ATM

When friends split paying for a meal and one person pays everything with a credit card and the others give that person cash.
She never has any cash on her when we go out, so we always end up going Dutch ATM.
by Mailgirl333 September 7, 2018
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Dutch Money

lots of money. an abundance of money.
“ugh i’m really craving chips but i’m broke”

“don’t worry bro, i got you! i got dutch money on me!”
by gatphacedea November 22, 2021
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Dutch Relay

Dutch Relay- when you put your penis in a buddies hand and a third party member jacks off person #1 by physicaly moving the arm of person #2. A dutch rudder modified for 3 people.
Last night when I walked into the barracks, Bruce was getting a Dutch Relay from sam and Carlos.
by SGT Slippyfist June 13, 2020
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