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itchy finger

Meaning you really want to hit someone so your finger inches to slap someone like in romeo and juliet.

or in more current times an itchy finger is saying i want to pull the trigger on this gun and kill someone.
Storti: give me the drugs

Griffith: nahh not till you give me the money

Storti: hey bitch i gotta itchy finger for blood right now so just give me my shit.
by womantor June 1, 2009
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Itchy Kitty

When your pussy itches. This can be caused by a yeast infection or pubic hair growing back after shaving.
I'll have to give you a blow job tonight or you can have my ass as I have a bad case of itchy kitty.
by cactushead August 17, 2009
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jock itch

A condition in which a man's scrotum (i.e. balls) itch incessantly as he desperately tries to scratch in some subtle but effective way.
Sorry, dear, but I got jock itch that won't quit
by DonH October 7, 2003
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itch twitchy twat

When you cross a bad case of thrush and a one night stand with Billy Ray Cyrus
Patient : I have an Itchy Twitchy Twat
Doctor : I told you to stop seeing Billy when you have thrush
by KiNeTiK August 18, 2004
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Itchy trigga finga

When one is temted to "pop a missle" at another, he has an "itchy trigga finga"
Man 1: Where my money at, hoe?
Man 2: Aw, man, I forgot about it.
Man 1 'raises pistol' u best ante up, I gotta itchy trigga finga
by C-$wift February 6, 2006
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baby-itch

noun: an intense desire to give up your figure for nine months so that you can bring a child into the world who you will love, cherish, have lots of stress over, and get ugly veins in your legs from.
"I got hit with baby-itch so bad today that I bought a diaper bag to put away...just in case, y'know, just in case."
by BrownsvilleGirl April 11, 2005
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neck itching

(Much like ear burning and nose itching)when one's neck is itchy, it means that somewhere, someone is plotting your murder or just wishing that you were dead.
Laurel: my neck itches

Sarah: (while sharpening an ax) well that's absolutely peculiar!

(neck itching)
by Gracielle December 18, 2007
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