Iphone 3g

Possibly the most genius invention of all time next to sliced bread and the light bulb.

Guy 1: The Iphone 3g has internet access, wifi, ipod, GPS, and is easy to use as well as sleak and tasteful. I love it.

Guy 2: WELL LOLZ MY PHONEZ BETTAR BCUZ IT DOESNT HAVE TEH BUGZ AND IT COSTZ LESS

Guy 1: I like how you back up your opinion with rumours and prices. If you could afford one you would drop your current phone in seconds.

Guy 2: UR A FANBOI!! STFU!!

by Face the facts August 6, 2008

iphone 1

Why do you still have one?

Woah does Jimmy still have an iPhone 1 that shits from like the 90s

by Harrydehobnob May 27, 2021

iPhone 7

The first iPhone to ditch the headphone jack. Also known by its nickname 'Satan'.

Lloyd: I miss old Apple, back when they made quality devices like the iphone 7.
Me: You mean Satan? The first iPhone without the headphone jack? Are you high bro?

Lloyd: Idk man, I'm not familiar with any iPhone older than the 7
Me: *Sigh*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021

iphone noob

Anyone who gets their first iPhone and is completely clueless about basic features. This is especially common among people who get the iPhone from Verizon and have never experienced a device so powerful.

-Dude I just got the Verizon iPhone, now how do I take a picture?

-Dude seriously? You've never used an iPhone? What an iphone noob.

by Goose2460 February 25, 2011

iPhone Poser

When someone can't afford a real iPhone so they buy a iPod Touch and use it in public places like it is a iPhone.

My cousin have a Verizon phone so he can' t get a Iphone so he uses his iPod touch in public places with Wi-Fi as if it is a iPhone. He is such a iPhone Poser

by Luke1975 September 26, 2009

iphone 7

Something that is only used by stupid 7 year olds.

Stupid Seven Year Old: Look at my new toy!
Intelligent Human: Hahaha, what a IPhone 7

by the defenition master June 19, 2017

iPhone Panic

sudden sense of fear and loss one experiences when not in immediate contact with the overpriced, much loved, un-insurable and easily lost mobile device.

OMG! I left my iPhone in the bathroom and was in deep iPhone Panic for at least 10 minutes! Then I remembered I sat it down to wash my hands. Whew.

by The Donna June 12, 2009