Hyper Religious

This term is used to describe a person (usually of the Roman Catholic faith) who is obsessed with their religion. They are often highly annoying and will usually force their exact beliefs onto you. They turn more people away from Catholicism than they attract to it.

Their kids are often homeschooled and sheltered, usually given no internet access (or highly restricted internet access)

Their kids are only allowed to use electronic devices for short periods of time (if they even have devices)

They often get their devices taken for extended periods of time for doing completely trivial things.

They have as many kids as they can physically produce. (Usually somewhere in the double digits.)

Hyper religion is often passed down through generations. After hyper religious kids move out, they truly begin to realize just how sheltered they were, and how much they missed out on in life. Because of this, they try to take the fun away from everyone else.

Damn, do you see that hyper religious lady yelling frantically in the church parking lot? Our church is only going to lose members because of her.

by Entitled_Karenn April 1, 2020

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Hyperbeast

A hyperbeast shares many of the same qualities that your normal hypebeast has and, to the untrained, may even be confused as such. The main difference between these two however, is the intensity in which the hyperbeast hypes their subject. Hyperbeast's are also much more prone to switching their opinion on said hype-subject due to a number of variables. Some of these include, but are not limited to: friends, weather, and the hyperbeasts' mood at the time. To avoid becoming a hyperbeast, always limit your hype and never jump on a hype bandwagon.

DAY 1
(Friend 1) "Dude play that new Gucci track. It's so good !"
(Hyperbeast) "OH MY GOD DUDE YEAH !! PLAY IT PLAY IT HAHA IT"S SO GOOD !!!"

DAY 2
(Friend 2) "Let's listen to that new Gucci song ! The shit is fire !"
(Hyperbeast) "NOO. I FUCKIN HATE THAT SONG UGHH. IT'S SO DUMB !"

DAY 5
(Friend 4) "I haven't heard that Gucci song yet, let's play it."
(Hyperbeast) "YEAH DUDE YOU GOTTA HEAR IT !! IT'S SO AWESOME SERIOUSLY !!! PLAY IT PLAY IT !!'

by DUKET$ October 21, 2010

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