Honeybadger

One who doesn't care, doesn't give a shit.

He leaves the fridge open, he doesn't wash the dishes, he doesn't put dirty towels in the washer, he leaves dirty biking gloves in the living room, he doesn't care, he doesn't give a shit. He is a Honeybadger.

by nortini May 13, 2011

Honey Badger

A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.

Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!

2.35 seconds later

Oh look, I'm dead!

by Squaids187 July 7, 2010

Honey Badgered

The act of removing a friend's testicles because they are controlled by his girl friend. This phrase started after a case in Africa where a honey badger ripped off a lion's testicle.

Guy 1: "I was forced to go shopping with my girl and I missed the game last night."

Guy 2: "You should be honey badgered for that."

by ssgt big mac September 19, 2009

honey bunches of oats

Somebody who is dead sexy. Sometimes etable.

Hey honey bunches of oats.

by chiuu May 30, 2006

Bella Honey

The girl who is gorgeous & has the talent, the brain and the body. A girl who commands attention wanted or unwanted, but is still sweet, confident, anti-stuck-up, and lovable.

Guy 1: Damn, she is sexii, and she goes to Harvard!?!

Guy 2: Fo Sho, That's my Bella Honey.

by Brittany Spankers May 7, 2007

honey shot

On TV during sporting events, when the cameraman zooms in on the pretty girl in the stands, usually when she's bending over showing cleavage. Common during summer sports like baseball, but also during winter sports when the game is played in a domed stadium.

Voice of control room supervisor: "Camera three! The chick in row 18, section F! Quick, zoom in tight! Ah, that's it! That our honey shot for tonight!"

by Bigplanz September 24, 2004

honey daddy

A Honey Daddy is a renaissance man, well to do- hard working gentlemen that loves the company of curvaceous ethnic honeys and doesn't mind giving an allowance to be in their company. He is not rich or wealthy, but he makes very good money, is financially sound, may have investments (a house or two), nice car and always handles his business. He will spoil the lady he's with, if he has the means to do so and is never selfish.

Known to be highly intelligent, commonly younger than 55 years, generally handsome and usually wants a discreet meeting at a nice place, like a 5 star hotel lounge for drinks or dinner, possibly frequents high end night clubs, maybe mixes business while traveling with pleasure bleisure and will invite his honey date to accompany him at his expense. He is a fan of the honey dating model of honest disclosure for mutually beneficial relationship dating through a reputable agency (ex. Tulips Envy) Not to be confused with a whack sugar daddy... this guy is evolved and his game is always tight.

My honey daddy is flying me out to Vegas to have dinner at Tao and dance the night away. I'll probably lay by the pool with a margarita while he's in meetings.

I'll pay you back tomorrow, I'm getting my allowance today. I'm going on a date at French Laundry with my honey daddy and he will take care of me.

I'm headed out to my honey daddy's corporate Christmas party, do I look ok? Its at the New York Met Museum.

by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019