He is a fat man that cant really go a day without mcdonalds and kfc. He often skips school just to be seen at mcdonalds chugging down a double cheese burger with a ice cream,4 stacks of fries,5 chicken wings and 3 cokes. He has a higher chance of pulling his ligaments when he breathes than pulling any girls. His few benefits are his hair which looks like jabba the hut with a farmers hat and his forehead where you can fit all the double mcspicy he ate in his life. He still thinks he can talk to women if farting and nearly having a heart attck whenever you talk counts.
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The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.
Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!
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spends most of his time crushing on his uncle, raiding shotgun
spends most of his time crushing on his uncle, raiding shotgun
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Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."
Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."
If I see that man in the bushes outside the window during the kids' bathtime again, I'm going to call the police and report a peeping christopher.
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Famous Quote: "Guys, I don't know what to do with my arms." - tom Clit (2k13)
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Famous Quote: "Guys, I don't know what to do with my arms." - tom Clit (2k13)
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