zipper hoagies

When a male exposes his dong through the zipper of his jeans to a cock hungry indivdual. ~~}

Zipper hoagies...Today jim will be providing the community with zipper hoagies, limit 5 per customer.

by Homer D Powe May 7, 2010

hobasexual

A Hobasexual is someone who humps damn near everything in its path at one point or time in its life, when angry it has been known to throw dead babies at people which they steal from hospitals and science labs.

Look At Him Hes Such A Hobasexual.
Whats A Hobasexual?

by Trolldick January 9, 2008

hoebag

a completely stoopid idiot, aka, a close friend.

desiloo, you are an f***ing hoebag.

by christybob March 17, 2007

Hobgin

Lame Person,Wack, And a Nobody

"Get Da Fuck Outta Here You Hobgin"

by YC June 20, 2007

Hoboglobin

a very drunk short sorority girl. Usually under 5'3. smells like fake uggs and boones farm. In order to hook up with her you must have a bac of 2.0 or higher

Dude blacked out last night woke up with a hoboglobin, she looked like an elf

by kopsteinthemopstein February 23, 2009

hobanize

to terrorize someone without good reason

Emily is being such a jerk to me even though I did absolutley nothing wrong. She continues to hobanize me!

by K.octoBBer June 15, 2009

hobbglobbing

sitting around with a bunch of random people talking about nothing while shamelessly saying awful things about them in your head.

When you're on the train hobbglobbing it keeps you entertained.

by Verious Vixen February 3, 2010