hipster philosophy

The philosophy of hipsters that is only known by those that are hipsters. Either you know it or you don't.

Elijah not only knows, but lives by hipster philosophy.

by ChubbyWubbyBear July 7, 2011

Hippyhood

The neighborhood where all the hippies congregate. Its a terrible place, full of dive bars, coffee shops, terrible artsy shops, and god awful music venues.

"Why does everyone here have skinny jeans on and rides bikes?"

"Dude, we are in the Hippyhood"

by Raider23 October 7, 2011

Hipster

Xenophobic conformists of non-conformity. If you live in an apartment building with a few you can always guarantee they will be drinking and partying every Tuesday night. If you are not like them, they will not speak to you. At all. They are terrified of you. If you want to become friends with one, it must be based on mutual usery (Bring weed/beer.) If they know you smoke, they will be sure to knock on your door. Every. Fucking. Day. If you leave a note on their door, they will never get back to you, even if that note asks them to take over your lease. Often tend to never acknowledge your existence (This is especially true on the west coast.) Listens to horrible music. Will be utterly horrified to find out you don't smoke weed.

*Walks out the front door, runs into hipster*
Me: "Hey what's up?"
Hipster:"....."
Me:"...Fine, fuck you too."

by HadrianVincent July 27, 2012

hipster gay

Definitely not a criticism, describes a person who transcends multiple definitions and shows themselves to be urban-cool and in-touch with mainstream culture.

See that dude on the dance floor rocking it with all the ladies. He owns a Spice & Tea Shop. He's so hipster gay.

by Alaskanassassain August 11, 2017

Tragedy hipster

A person who belittles or shames someone's attempts at showing their support or compassion for a tragic world event because the event itself is too mainstream.

Tragedy hipster facebook post example: "Good work, all of you who changed your facebook pictures to a Frech Flag, what about the tragedy in Beirut? You are all horribly racist and ignorant and terrible people."

(Credit: Josh Zepps on the Joe Rogan podcast ep.726)

by Adonji February 27, 2016

Bitch hips

Used to describe a male that for some reason has curvacious womanly hips

Jim: So whadya think of the new guy?
Luke: Kind of a homo.
Jim: I think his figure on a woman would be astheticly pleasing.
Luke: Yeah, dudes got some serious bitch hips.
Jim: Lets see how he carries this laundry basket.

by Jimmy bojangles January 13, 2007

hipster rage

When a hipster is so enraged about something not being trendy that they temporarily obtain the strength of a grown woman

Bro 1: Dude, that hipster looks like he could actually fight a little girl right now.
Bro 2: Yeah, he got a bad case of hipster rage when his favorite band got too mainstream.

by HipsterHater69 October 2, 2010